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国外经典幽默故事欣赏 国外经典幽默故事：律师咨询费 A lawyer s dog, running about unleashed，beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyers office and asks, If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner? The lawyer answers，Absolutely.” 一位律师的狗被放出来后，直接来到一了肉店偷了一大块烤肉。之后，肉店老板来到那位律师那里问:“如果一个没有被拴住的狗从我的肉店里偷了一大块烤肉的话，我有没有权利要那只狗的主人赔我的肉钱?”那个律师回答说:“当然可以。” “Then you owe me $8. 50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.” “这么说你欠我八点五美元。今天是你的狗被放出来后到我的店里偷的烤肉。” The lawyer, without a word，wri