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幽默风趣英语故事阅读 风趣幽默英语故事：写给上帝的信 A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. 有个小男孩非常需要50美元，他为此祷告了数周但是什么也没发生。 Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the post office received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. 后来，他决定写封信向上帝索要这50美元。邮局接到这封信，想了想觉得还是应该交给总统比较好。 The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. 总统被逗笑了，于是指示秘书寄给小男孩5美元，因为他觉得5美元对于一个小孩来讲已经是不少了。 The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. 小男孩收到了钱很高兴，给上帝回了一封感谢信，信里写道：尊敬的上帝，非常感谢你把钱寄给我。 However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C., and, as usual, those turkeys kept $45 in taxes. 然而，我发现这些钱是通过白宫寄出的，因此，和往常一样，那帮家伙收了我45美元的税。 风趣幽默英语故事：爱的衣裳 A mother is going over to sons house,who happened to be just married.She knocks on the door, and her daughter-in-law answers, naked. 一个母亲去刚刚结了婚的儿子家，她敲了敲门，开门的是儿媳妇，她居然没有穿任何衣服! The mother is shocked, and goes,quot;Why are you walking around the house naked?The new wife replies, Well, this is my love dress,and when I wear this dress, my husband gets really excited. 婆婆很吃惊地说，“你干吗光着身子在屋里走啊?”新媳妇回答，“哦，我穿的是爱的衣裳，每次我一穿这衣服，我老公就会变得很激动。” The mother ponders over this for a while, then goes home.After a little more thinking,the mother decides to try it on her husband when he gets home.So when her husband knocks on the door, she answers it, naked. 婆婆沉吟了一会儿就回家了。她又想了一阵，决定在自己老公回家时，也用这一招试试他。于是，当她老公敲门时，她也光着身子去应门。 The husband looks her up and down.Then he asks, Why in the world are you walking around the house naked?!So the mother explains, This is my love dress. 老头上上下下地打量了她一番，说，“你到底是在干吗，光着身子在屋里走来走去?!”老太婆回答，“这是一件爱的衣裳啊。” The husband looks shocked, and then replies,quot