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初一英语笑话小故事阅读 近些年,英语冷笑话作为一种特殊的幽默方式在互联网、电视节目、书籍杂志上广泛流传。本文是初一英语笑话小故事，希望对大家有帮助! A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, I cant give you cyanide to kill your husband! Thats against the law! Ill lose mylicense. Theyll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide! The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, Well, now. You didnt tell me you had aprescription. This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. No thank you, she said politely. This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but Im keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love. That must be rather difficult, the man replied. Oh, I dont mind too much, she said. But, it has my husband pretty upset. The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked You know, Ive lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes? Woman: Why? Man: Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere. One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. He asked how. She said I saw a mans private part. He told her to wash her eyes with holy water. The second nun comes in and says, Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. He asked how. I touched a mans private parts. He told her to wash her hands in holy water. Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting. The fourth n