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名言大全希望对您有帮助，谢谢 名言大全 希望对您有帮助，谢谢 幽默英语名言 导读：本文是关于幽默英语名言的文章，如果觉得很不错，欢 迎点评和分享！ 1、抽，是一种生活艺术；找抽，是一种生活态度。Smoking is a kind of art of life; looking for smoking is a kind of attitude towards life. 2、随缘不是得过且过，因循苟且，而是尽人事听天命。Successful fate is not muddling along, abiding by meticulous rules, but doing everything possible to obey the destiny of the heavens. 3、对女人不好的男人，下辈子都投胎做卫生巾去！ Men who are not good for women will be reincarnated as sanitary napkins in their next life. 4、不能骂上帝，不让上帝会带你去见他。 Dont scold God, dont let God take you to see him. 5、说出来的苦是软弱，埋藏在心里的苦叫坚强。 The bitterness spoken is weak, and the bitterness buried in the heart is strong. 6、大便的离去，是马桶的追求，还是屁股的不挽留。 The departure of stool is the pursuit of toilets or the non-retention of buttocks. 7、不求门当户对，只求感觉到位。 Do not seek the right door, just feel the right place. 8、成功在暗处看着我们，因为我们为成功而奋斗。 Success looks at us in the dark, because we strive for success. 9、探索的旅程不在于发现新大陆，而在于培养新视角。 The journey of exploration lies not in discovering the new continent, but in cultivating new perspectives. 10、别跟我谈感情，谈感情伤钱。 Dont talk to me about feelings. Feelings hurt money. 11、我以为我很颓废，今天我才知道，原来我早报废了。 I thought I was decadent. Today I realized that I had scrapped. 12、知识就像内裤，看不见但很重要。 Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important. 13、让未来到来，让过去过去。 Let the future come, let the past pass. 14、最可笑的爱情就是你爱她，还和我在一起。 The most ridiculous love is that you love her and stay with me.  15、英雄难过美人关，我不是英雄，美人让我过了关。 The hero is sorry for the beauty. I am not a hero. The beauty let me pass. 16、不宽恕众生，不原谅众生，是苦了你自己。 Not forgiving all living beings, not forgiving all living beings, is suffering your own. 17、哥吸烟，是因为它伤肺，不伤心。 Brother smokes because it hurts his lungs and doesnt hurt. 18、懒惰就像生锈一样，比操劳更消耗身体。 Laziness, like rust, consumes more body than labour. 19、一个人，一条街，一个角落，一场无声的哭泣。 A person, a street, a corner, a silent cry. 20、诚心做事容易办好事；成天想事，郁郁不得志。 Its easy to do good things with sincerity; its frustrating to think about things all the time. 21、绝口不提不是因为忘记，而是因为铭记。 Never m