104 The One With George Stephanopoulos.doc

104 The One With George Stephanopoulos [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey.] Monica: Alright. Phoebe? Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs! Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you? Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, Id.. make myself omnipotent forever. Rachel: See, theres always one guy. (Mocking) If I had a wish, Id wish for three more wishes. (Joey enters.) All: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy. Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent? Joey: Probably kill myself! Monica: ..Excuse me? Joey: Hey, if Little Joeys dead, then I got no reason to live! Ross: Joey, uh- OMnipotent. Joey: You are? Ross, Im sorry.. Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep.] Monica: How does she do that? Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place. Monica: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful. Phoebe: (waking and startling them) Oh! What what what! ...Hi. Ross: Its okay, yknow, you just nodded off again. Monica: Whats going on with you? Phoebe: I got no sleep last night! Ross: Why? Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and theyre both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So theyre constantly, like, having to reassure each other that theyre having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are! Monica: Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight. Phoebe: Thanks. (Chandler and Joey enter.? Joey is counting his steps.) Joey: ...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here. Chandler: You got waaaay too much free time. Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Heres the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and were taking you. Chandler: Happy birthday, pal! Joey: We love you, man. (Kisses Ross) Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago. Joe