223 The One With the Chicken Pox.doc

223 The One With the Chicken Pox [Scene: Central Perk. Rachel, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are there.][Rachel brings a muffin to Chandler and Monica who are sitting on the couch.]RACHEL: Ok, Chandler, Mon, theres only one bananna nut muffin left.[Rachel holds the tray between them. Chandler grabs the muffin before Monica can.]MONICA: Oh, I ordered mine first.CHANDLER: Yeah, but Im, Im so much faster...MONICA: Give it to me.CHANDLER: No.MONICA: Give it to me.CHANDLER: Ok, you can have it. [He licks it and offers it to her.]MONICA: [She grabs the coffee cup on the table and licks the rim.] There you go, enjoy your coffee.CHANDLER: That was there when I got here. [Takes a bite of his muffin.]PHOEBE: [enters] Hey you guys, you will never guess whos coming to New York.MONICA: [Chandler tries to come back with a smart-ass remark but cant swallow the muffin.] Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow.PHOEBE: Oh ok, Ryan, that guy I went out with, whos in the Navy.[Chandler is visibly upset]RACHEL: You went out with a guy in the Navy?PHOEBE: Yeah, I met him when I was playing guitar in Washington Square Park. Ryan threw in salt water taffy cause he didnt have any change.JOEY: Hey, is that when you wrote salt water taffy man?PHOEBE: No. No, he is my submaring guy. He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together. Only this time hes coming for two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means yay.RACHEL: So wait, this guy goes down for like two years at a time?[Once again, Chandler has a bite in his mouth and cant come back.]MONICA: Thatll teach you to lick my muffin.ROSS: [enters] Hiii.JOEY: Oh no, what happened?ROSS: Well, I just spoke to Carol. Bens got the chicken pox.ALL: Oh no.ROSS: Yeah, so if you havent already had it, chances are youre gonna get it.RACHEL: Well Ive had it.JOEY: Yeah, Ive had it.MONICA: Had it.CHANDLER: Had it.PHOEBE: Well, Ive never had it, I feel so left out. [Sees a red bump on her arm.]