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405 The One With Joeys New Girlfriend [Scene: Central Perk, the gangs all there. Ross has a slip of paper that he throws on the ground tying to get Rachels attention.] Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! Whats this? Oh right its that girls phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) Its no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachels face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.) Phoebe: Thank you. OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Central Perk, the next morning. Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.] Gunther: Rachel? Rachel: Yeah? Gunther: Whens your birthday? Rachel: May fifth, why? Gunther: Oh, I-Im just making a list of peoples birthdays. Ross: Oh, mines December... Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away) (Chandler is talking to Monica and notices a beautiful woman.) Chandler: Ohh, shes pretty. Pretty ahh, pretty girl, the pretty--shes pretty. Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, whats the worst thing that could happen? Chandler: I could die. Ross: Yeah, its-its tough being single. Thats why Im so glad I found Amanda. Rachel: Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chucky Cheese, and you didnt even kiss her. (Ross glares at Chandler.) Chandler: I tell people secrets. It makes them like me. Phoebe: (entering) Oh. Chandler: Hey! (Phoebe sneezes) Monica: Phoebe! Youre sick, you shouldnt play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there. Phoebe: (in a nasally voice, from her cold) But Im unemployed, my music is all I really have now. Well music, and making my own shoes. (She puts her shoe on the table, an