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519 The One Where Ross Cant Flirt [Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey! Chandler: Hey! Ross: Wow! You look nice. Whats the occasion? Chandler: Monica and I are celebrating our ten-month anniversary, weve got reservations at Ja George. Ross: Wow! Howd you get in there? Chandler: Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11:30 if we both had the chicken and didnt get desert. (Theres a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. Its the pizza delivery girl.) Delivery Girl: Hi Chandler! Chandler: Hey Caitlin! Somebody got a haircut. Caitlin: Ugh, I hate it! I look like an 8-year-old boy. Chandler: Yeah, if that was true, gym class wouldve been a lot more interesting. Caitlin: Its uh, 27 dollars even. Chandler: Oh, okay. (Hands her the money.) Here you go. (The duck starts quacking.) Caitlin: Hey, wheres the chicken? Chandler: Oh, hes in the back. The duck pissed him off, said that eggs came first. Caitlin: (laughs) Great. Ill see you later! Chandler: Okay, bye! (He closes the door and turns to see Ross glaring at him.) Ross: What the hell was that?! Chandler: What? Ross: The flirting! Arent you supposed to be going out with, I dont know hmm, lets say my sister?! Chandler: I was not flirting. Ross: It was totally flirting. Somebody got a haircut (Makes some whiney, nasally noises.) Chandler: Okay first of all, the impression, uncanny. And second, that was not flirting, that was just casual conversation between two people. That is all. Ross: Yeah, right. Chandler: You wanna see flirting? Ill show you flirting. (Starts to move towards Ross.) Ross: (backing away) Im good. Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachels, Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen.] Rachel: I am so proud of Joey, I cant believe hes going to be on Law Order! Phoebe: I know. But dont you think that it should be called Order and Law? Rachel: No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him. Phoebe: Don