217 The One Where Eddie Moves In.doc

217 The One Where Eddie Moves In [Scene: Joeys new apartment. Everyone but Chandler is there. Joey has decorated the place with tons of tacky stuff.]JOEY: Huh? So whaddya think? Casa de Joey. Huh? I decorated it myself.ROSS: Get out.ALL: No.MONICA: [looking at some kind of glass sculpture thing] Wow Joey, this is, uhh...JOEY: Art.MONICA: Art it is.ROSS: [looking at a glass table with a panther shaped base] Look, check this out. Is it a coffee table, is it a panther? Theres no need to decide.RACHEL: [holding a pillow made out of 4 inch red fur] Hey, nice pillow. So now tell me, is this genuine Muppet skin?PHOEBE: [looking at a water sculpture that looks like a window with rain running down it] Hey, excellent, excellent water-table thing. JOEY: Thanks, yeah. I love this but ya know what, it makes me wanna pee.PHOEBE: Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think thats the challenge.JOEY: Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didnt come?ROSS: Well uh, its cause he had a thing with, wi-, with the thing.JOEY: Right, I go-, I got it.PHOEBE: So why dont ya show us the rest of your casa?JOEY: Yeah. Uh, oh, OH, the best part, cmon. [leads them to the bathroom, gestures towards toilet, everyone stares, uncomprehending] Heh?RACHEL: Hey, nice toilet.JOEY: No no no, behind it.ROSS: Wha-, you have a phone in here?JOEY: Thats right, I have a phone in here.MONICA: Joey, promise me something.JOEY: Yeah.MONICA: Never call me from that phone.OPENING TITLES [Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, and Ross are seated. Rachel is walking over with coffee and a piece of pie.][Someone bumps into Rachel and she drops the pie in a guys hood thats seated at the table. She improvises by using the plate as a saucer for the coffee.]RACHEL: OK, here we go. Honey, Im sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.[Phoebe enters]PHOEBE: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. You are not gonna believe this. I have just been discovered.CHANDLER: Now wait a minute,