319 The One With The Tiny T-shirt.doc

319 The One With The Tiny T-shirt [Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.] Gunther: Here you go. Rachel: Thank you. Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, too out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover. Mark: (entering) Hi! Rachel: Hi! All right, lets go shoppin!! Mark: Um, yknow, before we go ah, theres something I need to say. Rachel: Oh, okay. Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now. (Gunther gets this hurt expression on his face and goes into the back room) Rachel: Wow! Umm.... (Shes interrupted by a loud crash and the sound of braking dishes. Followed quickly by another crash. Everyone turns and looks at the back room, as Gunther emerges.) Gunther: I dropped a cup. Opening Credits [Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.] Pete: ...so yknow, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Yknow, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying. Monica: Oh, this is so great. Pete: Yeah, it was. Monica: All right then. (He leans in to kiss her goodnight, but she quickly kisses him on the cheek and pats his shoulder.) Bye. (She goes into her apartment and sees Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross sitting there.) Monica: Hello, people who do not live here. All: Hi! Hello! Monica: I gave you a key for emergencies! Phoebe: We were out of Doritos. Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire? Chandler: Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately. Monica: Hes great! I mean we have such a good time together