402 The One With The Cat.doc

402 The One With The Cat [Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process.]Chandler: Wow! That ripped! That ripped real nice!Joey: How many times do I have to tell you! Ya, turn and sliiiide! Yknow, turn and slide.Chandler: You don’t turn and slide, you throw it out! I’m tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!Joey: Look, we’re not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands!Chandler: All right, how about we, how ‘bout we sell it.Joey: All right. But, you’re gonna have to tell them. (He opens the cabinet to reveal the chick and the duck living inside with Christmas lights and a disco ball as decorations.)Chandler: (nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? (to Joey) They seem all right with it!OPENING CREDITS[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]Chip: (on machine) Hey Monica, it’s Chip.Monica: Yesss!!Ross: Who’s Chip?Monica: Shhh!Chip: (on machine) Good runnin’ into you at the bank today, so ah, here’s my number, 555-9323. Give me a call. Later.Monica: Chip, is Chip Matthews.Ross: The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?Monica: ‘Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute.Ross: Monica, you’re so lucky! He’s like the most popular guy in school!!Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! It’s Monica. (listens) ‘Kay. (listens) ‘Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)Ross: (to Rachel) I was just leaving.Rachel: Good! ‘Cause I’ve got a product report to read, it’s like eight pages, I hope I don’t fall asleep.Ross: Why? Did you write it?Rachel: (sees Chip’s phone number) Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?Ross: Well ah, actually...Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with anot