616 The One That Could Have Been.doc

616 The One That Could Have Been {Transcriber’s Note: This is where Part II begins, which means this is now episode 616.} [Scene: Ross and Carols, Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch.] Ross: So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna start to find… Carol: Ooh, actually I’ve been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this! Ross: Oh. (He takes the notepad she was using and looks at it.) Wow! (Flips to another page.) Huh. (Flips another page.) Boy! (Flips another page.) Well, someone’s been doing their homework. (Flips two more pages.) Carol: Yeah. Ooh, and I know Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so… Ross: Oh, I know. (Laughs) Y’know, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda… Carol: Oh, me too. Ross: Yeah? Well, I-I think Ben’s asleep. Carol: Oh umm, y’know I think it would be better if we just save it. Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.) [Scene: The hospital, Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey, Pheebs! Phoebe: Hey. Ross: Hey, how’s it going? Phoebe: Well, I’ve got to get out of this bed, I’m going crazy here. Crazy! Monica: (handing her a cup) Here you go sweetie. Phoebe: What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea! Monica: But, I put some honey in it. (Phoebe mocks what Monica just said. Ross pulls Chandler aside.) Ross: She doesn’t know she was fired yet, does she? Chandler: No, the doctors say it may kill her. Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?! Chandler: (To Ross) But I think we should tell her. Ross: Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job. Phoebe: Okay, what is this? A stupid contest? Because we got a winner here! (Points at Ross.) Chandler: Listen Phoebe, he’s right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31. Phoebe: I know! But if I didn’t