923 The One In Barbados.doc

923 The One In Barbados - Part 1/924 The One In Barbados - Part II 923 The One In Barbados - Part 1 [Scene: Central Perk] Joey: (entering) Hey! Im all packed and ready to go! Ross: Oh, thats right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. Were going to a conference in Barbados, right? Joey: Mmh-mmh. Ross: (to Emma) Can you say Barbados? Joey: Barbados! Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And Ive a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! Thats right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars. Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them? Chandler: Yeah Ross, I mean... were excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time were gonna wanna do, you know, islands stuff. Phoebe: I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures. Ross: Oh, right, because hes a scientist! Phoebe: No, no, because, you know, hes been in Minsk for 8 years and if he gets too much direct sunlight, hell die. Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, well see you guys tomorrow. Joey: All right, lets do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally. Ross: Its a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility! Opening credits [Scene: Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados] Charlie: Wow! This place is beautiful! Ross: (very excited) Look at all these paleontologists!! Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them) Woman: Oh my God, I cant believe youre here! Joey: (to Charlie) I think Ive been recognized, this happens all the time! Woman: Doctor Geller, Im such a huge fan! Joey: That... never happens... Woman: Ive been following your career for years, I-I cant wait for your keynote speech. Ross: Wow! This is very flattering, uh... Woman: I would lov