1004 The One With The Cake.doc

1004 The One With The Cake [Scene: Central Perk] Monica: (she enters) Hey guys! Ross, Rachel and Chandler: Hey! Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend. Monica: That place in Vermont? You can take a hint! Rachel: Wait, you cant go away this weekend! Its Emmas birthday! Ross: Yeah! Rachel: Were having a party. Monica: Well, cant you just have the party when we get back? Ross: No. Rachel: No, that day... that wont be her real birthday! Chandler: Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was! Ross: Cmon you guys, this is really important to us. Monica: Well, Im sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally. Chandler: Theres this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim... Rachel: Well, cant you just go to Vermont the next day? Ross: Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister. Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle! Monica: All right, well stay. We can just drive up after the party. Chandler: Fine, but if we end up not doing this Maxim thing because of this party... Monica: Believe me, that is not why we wont be doing that! OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Rachel and Joeys apartment] Rachel: You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find em all. Phoebe: Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food! Ross: (he enters) Hey guys! Rachel and Phoebe: Hi! Ross: Hey, I brought the camera for Emmas video. Rachel: Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and well give it to her when she is 18. Phoebe: Oh, COOL!! Wow, its like a time capsule! Ross: Yeah! Phoebe: Oh