1010 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught.doc

1010 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught [Scene: Central Perk. Everybodys sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake.] Monica: (really excited) Mmh... this cake is amazing! Rachel: My God, get a room! Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time! Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex? Monica: (with no hesitation) Sex! Chandler: (looking at her) Seriously, answer faster! Monica: Oh, Im sorry honey, you know, but when she said sex I wasnt thinking about sex with you! Chandler: (to Phoebe) Its like a giant hug. Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food? Ross: Food. Phoebe: Ok, how about... uhm... sex or dinosaurs? Ross: Oh my God. Its like Sophies Choice. Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food? Joey: Uhm... oh... I dont know, its too hard. Rachel: No, you gotta pick one! Joey: Oh... food. No, sex. Food! Sex! Food! Se-I dont know! Good God, I dont know, I want girls on bread! OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Central Perk. Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and theyre sitting next to the window.] Rachel: You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma. Phoebe: Oh, how cute! Rachel: Yeah. Phoebe: Oh, she looks just like a little doll! Rachel: Oh, no, no. That is a doll. Phoebe: Oh, thank God, cause that things really creepy! (looking outside the window) Look, theres Chandler. (hes on the street, talking to a woman) Rachel: Oh. Who is the blonde, shes pretty. Phoebe: OH! Hes having an affair. Rachel: Hes not having an affair! Phoebe: You know, Im always right about these things. Rachel: No, youre not! Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you! Phoebe: Well, Im sorry but its hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, theres something going on with them. Look, hes getting into the car with her! Rachel: Oh, that doesnt mean anything. Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, lets see. (she takes her mobile