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216 One Where Joey Moves Out.doc
216 One Where Joey Moves Out
[Scene: Chandler and Joeys apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting at the bar, in their bathrobes, eating cereal]JOEY: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunchs eyebrows are actually on his hat?CHANDLER: Thats whats weird? Joey, the mans been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.[Joey finishes his cereal, licks his spoon, and puts it back in the silverware drawer.]CHANDLER: Waaa-aaah.JOEY: What?CHANDLER: The spoon. You licked and-and you put. You licked and you put.JOEY: Yeah, so.CHANDLER: Well dont you see how gross that is? I mean thats like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?JOEY: Well, that was only cause I used the red one to unclog the drain.CHANDLER: Mine is the red one! Oh God. Can open, worms everywhere.JOEY: Hey, why cant we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?CHANDLER: Because soap is soap. Its self-cleaning.JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.OPENING TITLES[Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica and Phoebe are sitting at the table, Joey and Chandler enter.]CHANDLER: Hey.MONICA and PHOEBE: Hey.JOEY: Hey.PHOEBE: Ooh, look at you fancy lads. Whats the occasion?JOEY: Well, you know that guy thats on my show thats in a coma? Hes havin a brunch.PHOEBE: Ahh.RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.PHOEBE: Okey-doke.MONICA: I cant believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.CHANDLER: Excuse me, you guys are getting tattoos?RACHEL: Yes, but you can not tell Ross cause I want to surprise him.JOEY: Wow, this is wild. Whatre you gonna get?PHOEBE: Um, Im getting a lily for my Mom. Cause her names Lily.CHANDLER: Wow, thats lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?JOEY: So where you gettin it?PHOEBE: I think on my shoulder. [Ross enters]ROSS: What? Whats on your shoulder?PHOEBE: Um, a chip. A tattoo, Im getting a tattoo.ROSS: A tattoo?
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