216 One Where Joey Moves Out.doc

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216 One Where Joey Moves Out.doc

216 One Where Joey Moves Out [Scene: Chandler and Joeys apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting at the bar, in their bathrobes, eating cereal] JOEY: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunchs eyebrows are actually on his hat? CHANDLER: Thats whats weird? Joey, the mans been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years. [Joey finishes his cereal, licks his spoon, and puts it back in the silverware drawer.] CHANDLER: Waaa-aaah. JOEY: What? CHANDLER: The spoon. You licked and-and you put. You licked and you put. JOEY: Yeah, so. CHANDLER: Well dont you see how gross that is? I mean thats like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush? JOEY: Well, that was only cause I used the red one to unclog the drain. CHANDLER: Mine is the red one! Oh God. Can open, worms everywhere. JOEY: Hey, why cant we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap? CHANDLER: Because soap is soap. Its self-cleaning. JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash. OPENING TITLES [Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica and Phoebe are sitting at the table, Joey and Chandler enter.] CHANDLER: Hey. MONICA and PHOEBE: Hey. JOEY: Hey. PHOEBE: Ooh, look at you fancy lads. Whats the occasion? JOEY: Well, you know that guy thats on my show thats in a coma? Hes havin a brunch. PHOEBE: Ahh. RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are. PHOEBE: Okey-doke. MONICA: I cant believe you guys are actually getting tattoos. CHANDLER: Excuse me, you guys are getting tattoos? RACHEL: Yes, but you can not tell Ross cause I want to surprise him. JOEY: Wow, this is wild. Whatre you gonna get? PHOEBE: Um, Im getting a lily for my Mom. Cause her names Lily. CHANDLER: Wow, thats lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch? JOEY: So where you gettin it? PHOEBE: I think on my shoulder. [Ross enters] ROSS: What? Whats on your shoulder? PHOEBE: Um, a chip. A tattoo, Im getting a tattoo. ROSS: A tattoo?

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