320 The One With The Dollhouse.doc

320 The One With The Dollhouse [Scene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there.] Chandler: Wait a minute, wait. Youre telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didnt want you back?! Joey: Yeah! Oh my God! (to Chandler) Is this what its like to be you? Monica: Wow, youre really crazy about her, huh? Joey: Oh, you have no idea. And-and when were on stage I get to-to kiss her and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and its like somebodys ripping out my heart! Phoebe: Oh, its so great to see you feeling like this! Ross: (entering) Hey! All: Hey! Ross: Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away. Monica: Yes!! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Ross: We were all pretty shaken up about it. Phoebe: Wait, am I missing something though? Cause I thought death was something thats supposed to be sad, in a way. Ross: Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person. Monica: Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch! (Ross gives her a look) (to Ross) And Im sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse? Ross: You get the dollhouse. Monica: I get the dollhouse! Phoebe: Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel. Joey: Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a dollhouse? Phoebe: No, just a barrel. Monica: Yknow what, you can play with my dollhouse. Phoebe: Really?! Really?! Monica: Any time you want. Yknow, when I was younger, all I wanted to do was to play with this dollhouse, but no!! It was to be looked at, but never played with. Chandler: My Grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me. Opening Credits [Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.] Rachel: Hey, Sophie! Sophie: Hey, Rach! Chandler: Hey. Sophie: Hey. Rachel: Thanks for lunch, Chandler. Yknow, you didnt have to walk me all the way back up here. Chandler: Oh, thats-thats okay, no problem. (He starts to look around her office.) Rachel: Honey um, honey, you do realise that we dont ke