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522 The One With Joeys Big Break [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if its bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks shes winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isnt quite sure of what to make of it.] Ross: Whats going on? Rachel: Well, my eye is a little itchy. (Ross turns to look at Joey.) Joey: Uhhh, mine too! Yeah. Monica: (To Rachel) Wow! Its really red! You should go see my eye doctor. Rachel: Richard? Im not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend! Chandler: Oh, Richard. Thats all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard! Monica: Since weve been going out, I think Ive mentioned his name twice! Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard! Monica: Its not Richard! Okay? Its this new guy and hes really good. Rachel: Well, Im sorry Im not going to an eye doctor! Ross: Oh God, here we go! Chandler: What? Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone elses she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.) Rachel: (flinches) Ross! Come on! Thats all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please? All: All right, fine. Monica: Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I? (And on the I part she mimics poking her eye.) Rachel: (flinches again) Monica! Come on! Ross: Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? (Pokes his eye) Rachel: (freaks) Ross! Stop it! Come on! Chandler: How much did I love The King and I? (Oh, you get the point by now.) Rachel: Chandler! Joey: Me too! Me too! Me too! (Yeah, he does the same thing.) Rachel: Just stop it! Come on! (Joey howls in pain and holds his eye.) Chandler: You okay there man? Joey: Yeah, I got too excited! Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast.] Ross: All right, I gotta