720 The One With Rachel’s Big Kiss.doc

720 The One With Rachel’s Big Kiss [Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking.] Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next? Joey: Probably Monica and Chandler. (A woman walks up to Gunther in the background.) Woman: (to Gunther) Hi. Could I have a pack of Newport Lights, please? Gunther: Oh umm, uh we don’t sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.) Woman: That’d be great, thanks. (Gunther goes and gets them.) Rachel: (to the gang) Oh my God, Melissa Warburton. I don’t think I have the energy for this. Melissa: (Gasps when she notices Rachel) Oh my God! Ray-ray Green?! (Screams) Rachel: (screaming) Melissa! Melissa: You have been M.I.A for the past seven sorority newsletters, what’s up with you?! Rachel: Wh—(Turns and looks at the gang who’s staring)—Why don’t I tell you over here? (She walks Melissa away from the gang.) Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachel’s hand and notices that she doesn’t have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray. Rachel: Oh no-no, no! It’s good! It’s all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren! Melissa: Shut up! Rachel: I will not! I’m the divisional head of men’s sportswear! Melissa: Oh shut up more! Now, are you friends with Ralph? Rachel: Oh please… Melissa: (excitedly) Are you?! Rachel: No. Melissa: Listen, we-we have to have dinner. What-what are you doing tomorrow night? Rachel: Oh tomorrow, oh I don’t know. Um… Melissa: You do now. You’re having dinner with me. Rachel: Shut up. Melissa: I-I’ve got to go. This has been so great Ray-ray! (Gunther returns with her cigarettes.) Oh, there you are. (Takes them from Gunther.) (To Rachel) Umm, so listen, just call me. Here’s my card. (Hands the card over.) Rachel: Oh, wow thanks! (Reading the card) Oh you’re in real estate! Melissa: Oh no, that’s-that’s an old card. Umm, I wanted to get out of that and-and do