709 The One With All The Candy.doc

709 The One With All The Candy [Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike. Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also.] Ben: (on the bike) I’m ready! Ross: You sure? Ben: Uh-huh! Chandler: Okay, let me just straighten out your helmet there. (Does so.) Ben: (To Chandler) Thanks daddy. Ross: No-no, one daddy, two mommies. All right, it’s all yours. (Ross pushes him off.) Chandler: Okay. Okay. Ross: Yes! Yes! Yes!! (Everyone stands and claps.) Phoebe: His first big kid’s bike, this is so exciting! Monica: Oh yeah, I remember mine! Ohh, it was my sixth birthday, my dad took me to the park, I got it, and…it bent. Ross: Yeah. Phoebe: I never had a bike of my own. Ross: (shocked) What?! Phoebe: Well, we didn’t have a lot of money. But the girl across the street had the best bike! It was pink and it had rainbow colored tassels hanging off the handle grips, and-and-and a bell and this big, white wicker basket with those plastic daisies stuck on. Chandler: That sounds like my first bike. (They all turn and look at him.) My dad gave me his old one. Ross: Ohh. Monica: Did the girl ever let you ride it? Phoebe: No! But she gave me the box that it came in. It had a picture of the bike on the front. (They’re all speechless) So I would sit on it and my step-dad would drag me around the backyard. Ross: That is so unfair! Phoebe: Not really, I got to drag him around too! (They all nod, Oh.) Opening Credits [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebes, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom.] Chandler: Hey! What are you guys doing? Joey: Hey. Monica: Making holiday candy for the neighbors. Chandler: I’m sorry, who? Monica: I’m gonna hang this basket (Points to the one sitting on the table) on the door and when the neighbors walk by they can all take a piece. Chandler: But we don’t know the neighbors. Joey: I do. There’s uh, let’s see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids I’ve Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like T