708 The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs.doc

708 The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebes, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders.] Ross: (entering) Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving! Chandler: No, no, no. No-no-no. Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe: Shhhh! Ross: What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year? Chandler: No, were playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes. Ross: What? Thats like insanely easy! Chandler: Now, thats a lot harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one, or in some cases... fourteen (looks over to Monica). Monica: Its a stupid game and I wasnt playing against other people, so technically I didnt lose. Ross: What? You forgot fourteen states? Monica: Nobody cares about the Dakotas. (That’s true in so many ways, trust me, I’ve lived in one and been to the other.) [Chandlers watch beeps] Chandler: Oh, okay, times up! Rachel: All right, I got 48. Chandler: Oh thats not bad, Pheebs? Phoebe: Oh, I got tired of naming states. So I decided to list the types of celery, and I have one: regular celery. Chandler: Okay, so Rachels got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in…vegetables, Joey? Joey: Say hello to the new champ of Chandlers dumb states game. Ross: Wow, how many have you got? Joey: Fifty-six! Opening Credits [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebes. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandlers game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.] Joey: Hey! How is New England not a state? Huh? They have a sports-team! Chandler: Does South Oregon have a sports-team? (Joey strikes one from his list) There you go. [Cut to the girls in the kitchen.] Rachel: (counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting? Monica: Cause you invited your assistant. Rachel: Oh, right. Sorry. But Tags not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so hes spending Than