《老友记》中英文对照剧本精编版(第一季第15集).docVIP

《老友记》中英文对照剧本精编版 第一季第15集 115 The One With the Stoned Guy 115 The One With the Stoned Guy [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks.] Rachel: (to Joey) Coffee. (Hands it to him.) Joey: Thank you. Rachel: (to Ross) Cappuccino. (Hands it to him.) Ross: Grazie. Rachel: And a nice hot cider for Monica. (Hands it to her.) Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach? Rachel: Yeah? Monica: Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser? Rachel: Oh! Thats why. (Rachel checks behind her ear, and finds a cinamon stick.) Im sorry! (She takes the pencil out of Monicas coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.) Opening Credits [Scene: Chandlers job, Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while taking a drink of coffee with one hand. One of his co-workers walks by.] Woman: Chandler. Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. Youre looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you. Mrs. Tedlock: Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day. Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing. [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Chandler. Phoebe runs in, excitedly.] Phoebe: Hey you guys! Chandlers coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know... (Chandler comes in.) Chandler: Hey! All: Hey! Phoebe: Never mind. But it was going to be really good. Ross: Whats going on? All: What is it? Chandler: So, its a typical day at work. Im inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. All: Thats great! Chandler: So.... I quit. All: Why? Chandler: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job! Monica: Yeah, Chandler... youve been there for five years. Chandler: If I took this promotion, itd be like admittin