Frinds老友记1-10季中英文对照完整版《The One With Chandler and Monica’s Wedding》.docVIP

723 /724 The One With Chandler and Monica’s Wedding [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.] Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time we’ll all be here in the coffee house as six single people? Phoebe: Why?! What’s happening to the coffee house?! (Monica looks at her.) Oh! (Realizes.) Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain. Monica: Old? Chandler: The young hot ball and chain. Monica: That’s much better. Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.) Ross: Oh, where are you guys going? Monica: We’re gonna pick up the wedding dress then we’re gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.) Ross: Ah. Joey you’re-you’re having lunch with my mom? Joey: No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.) Ross: (To Chandler) Y’know what? Actually I’m kinda glad they’re leaving ‘cause uh, I need to talk to you about something. Chandler: What’s up? Ross: Well this uh, this may be a little awkward. Chandler: Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. I’m buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night. Ross: No, its…Its not that. Umm, now what I’m going to say to you, I’m not saying as your friend. Okay? I’m-I’m saying as it as Monica’s older brother. Chandler: But you’re still my friend? Ross: Not for the next few minutes. Chandler: During this time…are you, are you still my best man? Ross: Nope. Chandler: Do I still call you Ross? Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica’s older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? I’m-I’m-I’m serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) Come—Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I’m-I’m not kidding here! Chandler: (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warn