Frinds老友记1-10季中英文对照完整版《The One With Joeys Bag》.docVIP

513 The One With Joeys Bag [Scene: Chandlers bedroom, he is giving Monica a massage.] Monica: I cant believe weve never done this before! Its sooo good! So good for Monica! (Chandler picks up the timer being used and turns it to zero at which it chimes.) Chandler: Oh! Look at that, times up! My turn! Monica: That was a half an hour? Chandler: Its your timer. (They change places.) Monica: Yknow, I dont like to brag about it, but I give the best massages! Chandler: All right, then massage me up right nice! (She starts the massage, only she is doing extremely hard and Chandler is gasping in pain.) Chandler: Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!! Monica: Its so good, isnt it? Chandler: Its so good I dont know what Ive done to deserve it! Monica: Say good-bye to sore muscles! Chandler: Good-bye muscles!! Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch.] Chandler: Im telling you, she gives the worst massages ever!! Okay, it was like she was torturing me for information. And I wanted to give it up I just—I didnt know what it was! Joey: Chandler, if it really hurts that bad you should just tell her. Chandler: Look, for the first time in my life Im in a real relationship. Okay, Im not gonna screw that up by yknow, telling the truth. Ross: (walking up with Rachel and carrying coffee) Hey. Joey: Whoa, dude, look out! You almost crushed my hat! (He picks a hat up from the floor. Its one of those magician stovepipe hats.) Ross: Sorry. Chandler: (examining the hat) And the bunny got away. (Turns and starts looking for the bunny as Joey puts the hat on.) Ross: (glaring at Joey) This would be the place where you explain the hat. Joey: Oh! Yeah, look theres this play all right? And Im up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda yknow, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff. Chandler: And youre gonna make them all disappear. Joey: Yeah, like you could find something as