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718 The One With Joey’s Award [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly.] Joey: Hey! You guys! You’re not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent… Phoebe: Oh my God! (Joey looks at her.) I’m sorry, too soon. You go. Joey: Okay. I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives! Monica: Joey! Phoebe: Good for you! Monica: Congratulations! Wow! I can’t believe you’re nominated for an Emmy! Joey: No-no. Monica: Oh Soap Opera Digest award! Joey: No! I’m up for a Soapie! Monica: Honey? Is that something you’re making up? Joey: No, no, no! It’s real! And it has been since 1998. (Rachel returns from the bathroom.) Hey Rach! Rach! I’m up for a Soapie! Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is! Joey: Thank you! Well, I guess now I know who I’m taking to the awards. (Points to Rachel.) Rachel: Oh, stop that! Don’t kid about that! (Gasps) Will all the stars be there? Joey: Many are scheduled to appear. Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! I can’t go! I’m gonna be too nervous! Monica: (to Joey) Okay, I’ll go! Rachel: No!! You are getting married! This is all I have. Opening Credits [Scene: N.Y.U, Ross is giving a lecture.] Ross: …and it was Ernst Muhlbrat who first hypothesized that the Velociraptor would expand it’s collar and emit a high pitched noise to frighten it’s predator. (A student raises his hand.) Yes Mr. Lewis? Lewis: What kinda noise? Ross: Just a high pitched intimidating noise. Lewis: But like how? Ross: Well we-we don’t know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesn’t know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, that’s uh, that’s all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment? Morse: Yes sir. Ross: Mr. Morse I need to talk to you about your mid-term exam, I’m afraid I-I had to fail you. Morse: (shocked) Why?! Ross: Well you nee