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905 The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner SCENE: Central Perk. Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldnt get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead. Joey: Thursday? But thats Halloween. Phoebe: So? Joey: So spooky, thats all. Ross: So, so, is Mike coming to dinner? Phoebe: No! Its my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. Ugh, I get mad at him, but I think its a little to soon to show my true colors. Rachel: Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of us has to stay home and watch Emma. (To Ross) Which one of us should go to dinner? Phoebe: Oh, Rachel! (As in Rachel should go!) Ross: Actually, um, I was thinking maybe both of us could go. Phoebe: Oh, yay! (Less than enthusiastic.) Ross: Thanks, Ill put a lot of extra thought into your gift. Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. Thats fun. Hey, you know what? We all havent been together, the six of us, in such a long time. Monica: What are you talking about? Were all together right now. Rachel: Um, Mon, Chandlers not here. Monica: Oh, dear God! Opening Credits SCENE: Tulsa, a conference room Chandler: Good morning everyone, its nice to see our team together for the first time. Now, before we get started, are there any questions? Yes, Ken is it? Ken: Thats right. Is it true the reason youre here in Tulsa is that you fell asleep in a meeting and took the job without realizing what you were saying yes to? Chandler: Well, dont believe everything you hear, Ken. But yeah, thats true. Alright, lets get started by taking a look at last quarters figures. (Claudia, next to Chandler, lights a cigarette.) Ah, Claudia, arent you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses ass? Claudia: Im sorry. Does the smoke bother you? Chandler: No, no, no-no-no. I smoked for years, then I quit. Right now, I cant remember why. Youre not allowed to smoke in this office. Not right? Claudia: Yes, in Oklahoma its legal to smoke in offices with fifteen people or less. Would y