Frinds老友记1-10季中英文对照完整版《The One With Phoebe’s Uterus》.docVIP

411 The One With Phoebe’s Uterus [Scene: Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.] Phoebe: Oh my God! I can’t believe my little brother is married! Frank: Oh I know!! (Both he and Alice squeal hysterically) Phoebe: You guys, why didn’t you tell me you were eloping? Frank: ‘Cause it just sorta happened, y’know we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch… Phoebe: Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse? Frank: We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, Hey! Yknow, we’re here, having lunch let’s get married! Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didn’t even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, don’t. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need? Frank: Uhh, yeah. Alice: We’ve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought we’d get a jump on things, y’know no one’s getting any younger. Frank: See the thing is umm, we’re not able to y’know, uh, conceive. Alice: And we’ve tried everything, we’ve seen a bunch of doctors. Frank: Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into. Phoebe: (shocked) That’s a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat. OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Monica and Rachels, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase.] Joey: (entering with Ross) Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! (He’s wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got. Chandler: I don’t know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black. (The gang is stunned.) Ross: What? Chandler: Blue blazer back. He-he wants it back. Rachel: But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black? Chandler: Well, you-you know what I meant. Monica: No, you messed it up. You’re stup