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703 The One With Phoebe’s Cookies [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses.] Chandler: Hey, you guys! Ross and Rachel: Hey! Chandler: So, what do you think? Ross: About what? Rachel: Yeah, what? Joey: What? Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, I’ll give you a hint; I’ll give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.) Joey: Eyes! No, no. Your eyes! No. Chandler’s eyes! Chandler: I got glasses! Ross: Well, you-you’ve always had glasses. Chandler: No I didn’t! Ross: Are you sure? Rachel: Yeah-yeah, did-didn’t you use to have a pair? They were really round, burgundy, and they made you look kind of umm… Joey: Feminine. Rachel: Yes! Chandler: No! Monica: Sweetie, I think the glasses look great. They make you look really sexy. Chandler: Really? Monica: Yeah! Chandler: (sitting down on the arm of her chair) You didn’t think I used to wear glasses, right? Monica: Of course! (She mouths, I have no idea, to the rest of the gang.) Opening Credits [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebes, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches.] Phoebe: So what do you guys want for an engagement present? Chandler: That’s okay Pheebs, we’re not having a party or anything, so you don’t have to get us… Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we don’t want to deprive them of that joy. Rachel: Oh, y’know what you should get ‘em? One of those little uh, portable CD players. Monica: Oh, I already have one. Phoebe: Not unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist. Rachel: Yeah, and-and-and by someone, she means Joey. Monica: Hey, I know I what I want! Chandler: What we want honey. Monica: No, you don’t want this. I want to have your grandmother’s cookie recipe. Phoebe: You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe? Monica: Uh-huh, yeah. Phoebe: You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family? Chandler: Dying people say the crazies