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912 The One With Phoebes Rats Scene:Coffee place, Joey is there, Chandler is entering Chandler: Hey Joey: Hey. So wheres Mon? Chandler: Oh, shes at home, putting up decorations for Rachels birthday party tonight. Joey: And youre not helping? Chandler: I tried, but apparently singing I will survive in a helium voice - not helping. (Ross and Rachel enter with Emma in Rachels hands) Ross: Hey you guys! Joey and Chandler:(start to sing) Hey! Happy birthday ... Rachel: Shhh dont say that loud, Gunthers gonna want to hug me. Ross: Uh, good news everyone, we finally found a nanny. This is Molly (points to Molly). Molly, Chandler, Joey. Joey and Chandler: Hi. Molly: Hi. (Emma starts to cry) Ross: Ooh, somebodys getting a little fussy. Joey: You damn right I am, Ive been waiting for a cookie for 7 minutes. Rachel: Ok, you know what, Im just gonna take her outside. Molly: No, you stay, Ill do it (takes Emma from Rachel). Rachel: OK, thank you. Molly: Nice to meet you guys (to Chandler and Joey). Joey: Yeah, you too. (Molly leaves) Rachel: Oh, wow, Molly is just great! Ross: Yeah. Chandler: Yes, Bravo on the hot nanny. Rachel: What? You really think shes hot? Chandler: Are you kidding? If I wasnt married shed be rejecting me right now. Rachel: And Joey? Joey: How do you think shes doing? Rachel: Am I the only one who doesnt think that shes hot? Ross? Ross: Eh, I mean, I mena shes not unattractive but hot? I .... Rachel: Thank you! (goes to get coffee) Chandler: Now that Rachels gone? Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands) OPENING CREDITS Scene:Mike and Phoebe in Phoebes place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle Phoebe: Hey Mike, whats the capital of Peru? Mike: Lima. Phoebe: No. It starts with a v and ends with an x. Helpfully with a to in the middle. Mike: You know, kinda think of it, the capital of Peru IS vtox. (opens the kitchen cabinet) Oh god! Oh! Phoebe: What? Mike: OK, I dont want to freak you out or anything, but I t