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209 The One With Phoebes Dad [Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica, Rachel, Ross, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is looking out the window.]PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls.[Chandler and Joey enter.]JOEY: Hey.CHANDLER: Hey.RACHEL: Hey.JOEY: Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?CHANDLER: Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we dont wanna look bad.MONICA: Oh, actually this year we just made him homemade cookies.CHANDLER: And twenty-five it is.JOEY: You gave him cookies?MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, were broke, but cookies do say that.PHOEBE: I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick.CHANDLER: Phoebs, let me ask you something, were, were these, uh, funny brownies?PHOEBE: Not especially. But you know what, I think they had pot in them.ROSS: So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?RACHEL: Uhh, the mailman, the super.[Theres a bang at the door.]MONICA: Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.[Joey opens the door and picks up the remnants of the newspaper. JOEY: Oh my God.RACHEL: What?JOEY: Uhhh, I dont think youre gonna like this.[Joey shows them the torn-up newspaper.]RACHEL: Ooh, goooosh, ooh, these are cookies smashed in the sports section.MONICA: Oh look, and he did my crossword puzzle.ROSS: Yeah, but not very well, unless 14-across, Gershwin musical actually is bitemebitemebitemebiteme.OPENING TITLES[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, and Joey are seated at couches. Rachel is working behind the counter.]JOEY: I cant believe its Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin and you geese are a-layin.CHANDLER: Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.[Ross enters with several bags from shopping.]ROSS: Hey guys.CHANDLER, MONICA, and JOEY: Hey.[Ross appro