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715 The One With Joey’s New Brain [Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table.] Monica: I’m glad you’re here, we have a couple of things to ask you about the wedding ceremony. Rachel: (starting to cry) Ohh… Ross: What’s the matter? You okay? Rachel: Yeah, it’s just y’know… Chandler: (To Ross) Monica said wedding. Monica: Uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony. Rachel: Oh! I would love to read a poem. Chandler: Do you think you could get through a poem? Rachel: (crying) It’ll be a short one. Monica: Okay, so Ross will be doing the reading. Rachel: Ohhh… Ross: Okay. Yeah, I guess, I guess I could do that too. Chandler: Too? Ross: Yeah, I kind of uh, have something else planned for you guys. Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is? Ross: Sorry, I’m kinda keeping this one on the Q.T. Chandler: Well, whatever it is, I hope it involves winking. (Winks in a spy-type manner.) Joey: (entering, excited) Hey! All: Hey! Joey: So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today, and… Monica: What is DOOL? Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, you’re not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!! All: Oh!! Chandler: That’s great! Joey: And-and-and not only that, I’m gettin’ a new brain!! Chandler: So great things are happening at work and in your personal life! Rachel: Wait, what do you mean you’re getting a new brain? Joey: Oh well, they’re killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body. Ross: What? A brain transplant?! Joey: (seriously) Yes, it’s a highly controversial procedure. Ross: It’s ridiculous! Joey: Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months. Ross: (to Monica and Rachel) It’s winter, they are fewer people on the street. (Rachel and Monica smile and nod, knowingly.) Monica: Who are they killing off? Joey: Uh Cecilia Monroe, she plays Jessica Lockhart. Rachel and Monica: N