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619 The One With Joey’s Fridge [Scene: Joey and now Rachels apartment, Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it.] Joey: Well that thing is clearing in the way! All right. Ah-ha! (He grabs a screwdriver and starts to attack the compressor, only he causes a small short circuit and shocks himself.) Ah-ah!! Damn fridge! (Rachel enters from her new room.) Rachel: Hi Joey, how ya doin’? Joey: Great! Roomie! Rachel: Huh, yeah I guess we are roommates now. Joey: Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot. Rachel: I’m not paying for half of that! I’m only staying here until my apartment gets fixed. Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya’? Rachel: That refrigerators don’t live as long as people. Joey: All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, I’ll take a check for the other hundred. Rachel: You’re jokin’ right? Joey: Of course I’m jokin’! I don’t take checks. Rachel: Thank God you’re pretty. (Exits.) Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.] Rachel: Hey! All: Hi! Hey! Rachel: Do you guys know any cute guys? Chandler: Well, of course I do! My good friend Joey over here. (Pats Joey’s arm, Joey pats Chandler’s shoulder, and Chandler motions for Joey to say the same about him.) Joey: Oh, I’m sorry. Thank you Chandler. Rachel: Anyway, there’s this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table, so I kinda have to go… Monica: What’s the charity? Rachel: I don’t know, something either trees or disease—Ralph mumbles a lot. Monica: Does Ralph mumble when you’re not paying attention? Rachel: Yeah! It’s weird. But the thing is need to find a date. Phoebe: Well, what kind