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512 The One With Chandlers Work Laugh [Scene: Monica and Rachels, Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey whos sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza.] Rachel: Come on Joey!!! Joey: Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, its not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it. Rachel: I cant believe you would say that! Joey: Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love. Rachel: No! I mean come on! This is a huge deal! (She sits next to him on the couch.) Fine I want—I need more details, who-who initiated the first kiss? Joey: (thinks) I dont know. Rachel: Is he romantic with her? Joey: I dont know. Rachel: Are they in love? Joey: (thinks) I dont know. Rachel: You dont know anything. Joey: Ohh, I know one thing! Rachel: What? Joey: They did it right there on the couch. (He points to where shes sitting and she jumps up quickly.) Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Ross enters.] Joey: Hey Ross! Phoebe: Hey! Ross: (disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by its my ex-wife Emily! All: What? Oh! Chandler: Sorry man. Gunther: Heres your scone. Ross: Oh, thanks Gunther. (He takes it, hands the plate its on to Rachel, sets it down on the table, and proceeds to pound it into oblivion while saying.) STUPID BRITISH SNACK FOOD!!!!!!! Chandler: Did they teach you that in your anger management class? Phoebe: Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you cant be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase? Rachel: Pheebs, I don’t think anyones mad about that. Phoebe: Exactly! Because its in the past! Joey: (eyeing the flattened scone) Anybody gonna eat that? [Scene: Chandlers office, Monica and him are at a party his office is