05_Coupling_S01E05_Full.docVIP

Coupling – Transcript - S01E05: The Girl with 2 Breasts Leading roles’ names: ① Steve ② Susan ③ Jeff ④ Jane ⑤ Patrick ⑥ Sally Additional characters’ names: ⑴ Howard ⑵ Lo ⑶ Jill ⑷ Israeli girl ⑸ Oliver ⑹ Alice ⑺ Liam ⑻ Christy Scene 01 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Steve: - Georgia. Jeff: - No. Its too ordinary. Sofia. Steve: - No. Its too obvious. Patrick: - I was right. Its a foreign language book. Jeff: - Thats good. Steve: - Why? Jeff: - Intellectual depth. Shes learned a new language. Theres a bit more to it than the potential for nudity. Steve: - Thats not bad, Jeff. Heres the first time youve managed to express your view without lowering my opinion, obviously. Jeff: - Plus learning new language is like a whole work-out for the mouth. Steve: - There are times that I worry about the way you see women. Jeff: - I see women as people in the wrong right. Patrick: - In many ways, they are. Steve: - You see women as transport for breasts. Jeff: - I can see past breasts now, Steve. I need more than that. Steve: - Yeah, I can tell. Jeff: - I need breasts with brains. I dont mean individual brains, obviously. I mean, not a brain each. I like intelligent women, but youve got to draw the line somewhere. Steve: - And you draw the line in intelligent breasts. Jeff: - I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding. Besides, you give breasts a part of independent thought, and the next thing is they dont get on. Theres a clash of personalities. Steve: - Yes, it so often happens with similar people in similar jobs. Working in the same bra... Jeff: - Exactly. Steve: - I mean, what if a fight broke out It can be tough image to shape really, isnt it? Jeff: - Ive got an idea for a new porn-film. Jeff: - You know what would be the best way to wipe out all of humankind if you were a space alien with a special kind of mind-ray? Steve: - No, I dont believe its ever come up to me. Jeff: - Make all women telepathic. B