Gregorys iPhone Contract老妈的iPhone家规.docVIP

Gregorys iPhone Contract老妈的iPhone家规 　　Dear Gregory， 　　Merry Christmas！ You are now the proud owner of an iPhone. Hot damn1）！ You are a good and responsible 13-year-old boy and you deserve this gift. But with the acceptance of this present comes rules and regulations. Please read through the following contract. I hope that you understand it is my job to raise you into a well-rounded2）， healthy young man that can function in the world and coexist with technology， not be ruled by it. Failure to comply3） with the following list will result in termination4） of your iPhone ownership. 　　1. It is my phone. I bought it. I pay for it. I am loaning it to you. Arent I the greatest？ 　　2. I will always know the password. 　　3. If it rings， answer it. It is a phone. Say hello； use your manners. Do not ever ignore a phone call if the screen reads Mom or Dad. Not ever. 　　4. Hand the phone to one of your parents promptly5） at 7：30 pm every school night every weekend night at 9：00 pm. It will be shut off for the night and turned on again at 7：30 am. If you would not make a call to someones landline6）， wherein7） their parents may answer first， then do not call or text. Listen to those instincts and respect other families like we would like to be respected. 　　5. It does not go to school with you. Have a conversation with the people you text in person8）. Its a life skill. Half days， field trips9） and after school activities will require special consideration. 　　6. If it falls into the toilet， smashes on the ground， or vanishes into thin air10）， you are responsible for the replacement costs or repairs. Mow a lawn， babysit， and stash11） some birthday money. It will happen； you should be prepared. 　　7. Do not use this technology to lie， fool， or deceive another human being. Do not involve yourself in conversations that are hurtful to others. Be a good friend first or stay the hell out of the crossfire12）. 　　8. No porn13）. Search the web for information you would openly share with