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A GIRAFFE AND A HALF 一只加长十分之五的长颈鹿 --- by shel silverstein If you had a giraffe… And he stretched another half… You would have a giraffe and a half If he put on a hat and inside lived a rat… You would have a giraffe and a half with a rat in his hat If you dressed him in a suit and he looked very cute… You would have a giraffe and a half with a rat in his hat looking cute in a suit If you glued a rose to the tip of his nose… You would have a giraffe and a half with a rat in his hat looking cute in a suit with a rose on his nose. If a bumbley old bee stung him right on the knee… You would have a giraffe and a half with a rat in his hat looking cute in a suit with a rose on his nose and a bee on his knee. If he put a shoe and then stepped in some glue… You would have a giraffe and a half with a rat in his hat looking cute in a suit with a rose on his nose and a bee on his knee and some glue on his shoe. If you gave him a flute and he played tooty-toot… You would have a giraffe and a half with a rat in his hat looking cute in a suit with a rose on his nose and a bee on his knee and some glue on his shoe playing toot on a flute. If he used a chair to comb his hair… You would have a giraffe and a half with a rat in his hat looking cute in a suit with a rose on his nose and a bee on his knee and some glue on his shoe playing toot on a flute with a chair in his hair. If he tripped on a snake who was eating some cake… You would have a giraffe and a half with a rat in his hat looking cute in a suit with a rose on his nose and a bee on his knee and some glue on his shoe playing toot on a flute with a chair in his hair and a snake eating cake. If he found an old trunk and inside was a skunk… You would have a giraffe and a half with a rat in his hat looking cute in a suit with a rose on his nose and a bee on his knee and some glue on his shoe playing toot on a flute with a chair in his hair and a snake eating cake and a skunk in a trunk. If he met a fat dragon who sat in a