老友记（六人行）Friends剧本第七季.doc

《Friends》剧本（第七季） 701 The One With Monica’s Thunder [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebes, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey, what’s going on? Chandler: Hey. Ross: I found a note on my door, Come to Monica’s quick, bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar. Joey: (grabbing the candy bar) Yeah I’ll take that. Ross: What’s up? Chandler: Monica and I are engaged. Ross: Oh my God. (Hugs Chandler.) Congratulations. Chandler: Thanks. Ross: Where is she? [Cut to Monica out on the balcony.] Monica: (yelling at the top of her lungs) I’m engaged!!!!!! I’m engaged!!!! [Cut back inside.] Joey: Yeah, she’s been out there for twenty minutes, I’m surprised you didn’t hear her on the way over. Ross: Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, I’m gay! I’m gay! Can I bring her in? Phoebe: Oh no, let her stay out there. It’s sweet. [Cut to Monica.] Monica: I’m getting married!!!! I’m gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because I’m engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why don’t you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20! [Cut back inside.] Chandler: (To Ross) Okay, you get her in here. (To Joey) You bolt the door. I’ll be in the closet. Opening Credits [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebes, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne.] Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that…I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldn’t be my—our-our night, if you all weren’t here to celebrate with me—us—Damnit! Chandler: It’s okay, I want this to be your night too. (Raises his class.) To Monica. Monica: Awww, come on—wait—stop it. Okay, to Monica