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Hi. Uh, I have an appointment with Emily Charlton?-Andrea Sachs? -Yes.Great. Human Resources certainly has an odd sense of humor.Follow me.Okay, so I was Mirandas second assistantbut her first assistant recently got promoted, and so now Im the first.-Oh, and youre replacing yourself. -Well, I am trying.Miranda sacked the last two girls after only a few weeks.We need to find someone who can survive here. Do you understand?Yeah. Of course. Whos Miranda?Oh, my God. I will pretend you did not just ask me that.Shes the editor in chief of Runway, not to mention a legend.You work a year for her, and you can get a job at any magazine you want.A million girls would kill for this job.It sounds like a great opportunity. Id love to be considered.[Giggling]Andrea, Runway is a fashion magazineso an interest in fashion is crucial.What makes you think Im not interested in fashion?-[Cell Phone Ringing] -Oh, my God.No! No! No!Whats wrong?Shes on her way. Tell everyone!Shes not supposed to be here until 9:.Her driver just text messaged, and her facialist ruptured a disk.-God, these people! -[Whistles, Whispers] Whos that?That I cant even talk about.All right, everyone! Gird your loins!-[Excited Chattering] -Did somebody eat an onion bagel?[Exhales, Sniffs][Bell Dings]Sorry, Miranda.[Bell Dings]Move it! Ooh!I dont understand why its so difficult to confirm an appointment.I know. Im so sorry, Miranda. I actually did confirm last night.Details of your incompetence do not interest me.Tell Simone Im not going to approve that girl that she sent me for the Brazilian layout.I asked for clean, athletic, smiling. She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy.And R.S.V.P. Yes to the Michael Kors party.I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp.-[Whispers] 9:45 sharp. -Call Natalie at Glorious Foods, tell her no for the 40th time.No, I dont want dacquoise. I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote.Then call my ex-husband and remind