《孔雀东南飞》搞笑剧本(国外英语资料).doc

《孔雀东南飞》搞笑剧本(国外英语资料) Peacock fly southeast funny script Role: Liu Lanzhi Jiao Zhongqing mother Jiao Liu mother Liu Xiongsan childe matchmaker background with the narrator Props: a handkerchief, mobile phone (2), mirror, table, chair, Confucian fan, handkerchief, broom, Scene 1: (two love with one another) Narrator: Han Jian, Lujiang Fu Xiaoli Jiao Zhongqing wife Liu, Zhongqing mother sent oath not to marry, the home made of Laneige, not from some lovers, two people choose to find a new habitat, the peacock flies southeast, five miles a wandering...... Laneige: (holding an oil paper umbrella for a lightsome appearance) good comrades!! I am legend and beauty and wisdom, gentle and considerate of the incarnation of Liu Lanzhi... Thirteen... I can weave fourteen cloth fifteen, playing the harp, recite poetry sixteen... At the age of seventeen (Jiao Zhongqing elegant appearance, two choral music Long Expecting: Long Expecting, a back ah ah ~) Zhong Qing: (affectionate) Niang Niang ~! Laneige: (deep) Messire ~ not a few days, you are thin! (two eyes on each other) Zhong Qing: the lady is more haggard, and your mother made you weave the cloth again? (Laneige lowers his head, silent) Laneige (looking up): Im afraid my mother wont keep me.. Zhong Qing: dont worry, madam. I wont let you go. Let me ask my mother again. (leaving) The second scene: (send to do not leave) (coke mother sit before Jiao Zhongqing took a bow) Zhong Qing: mother, you see, Laneige, she is gentle and considerate, respectful and filial to you. Why are you always dissatisfied with her? Jiao mother: my good son, you obedient, this kind of woman is not worth mentioning. Mother, find another good wife for you. Well, a club Xifeng, her mother is cute, flower to see the flowers of love, see car tire burst! You and he are dragon dragon, Phoenix with Feng, mouse with bug...... Zhong Qing (surprised): ah? Mother jiao (peixiao): ewwww... Beauty matches a hero! Zhong Qing: no, Haier and Laneige have made a solemn p