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冰箱珍藏冷笑话精选(国外英语资料) 1, a leader to the field of a unit inspection, unit for dinner, every meal on the turtle. Leader Kua says: your unit bastard is really much.. Master self abasement: where where the bastard is from somewhere else. During the dinner, the chef asked for advice, and the leader praised the chef: you bastard! Good!. The chef replied, where, where, is a bastard like to eat?. 2, a little girl to call the station would like to give my mother a song, Moderator: why do you give mom song? Little girl: my mother goes to work very hard every day. She cant have a good rest by the end of the week. She will give me all kinds of homework. And take me to all kinds of tutors. The host was moved and said she was very sensible. She was a good mother, so she asked what she wanted Little girl: why women in women. 3, the hospital does not see death = help, officer = = the stock market ups and downs, do one thing under cover of another, typhoon = = marry marry garage, be caught off guard, go to school = = crime eyes confused, brandish, chased hit you = = no casualties, football hope at home, wife = king... Conclusion: Chinese risks need to be cautious in. 4, a beautiful female cadres do many times stream of people, the doctor is very painful: you ah, have done four times, and then can not be born after you!! Female cadres said: no worries, these days, the leadership rotation too fast........ 5, Sora Aoi teacher was invited to participate in the new issue of mens clothing cover shot. After the incident, shooting scene staff lamented: Japanese actress is too dedicated, and other previous actress, are first asked, can not take off? To what scale? The teacher asked, dont you wear it? On what scale? 6, a company decided to pass a test, cut off several employees, CEO out a problem, idioms fill in the blanks, a trace of not (). Personnel department may not explain, CEO explain the answer: who fill Gou, the men left, women leave; those who fill hang, the woman left, the men leave.