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包头方言笑话（Baotou dialect joke） Reading 307 comments 1 font size: medium and small subscriptions Santa Claus Night and night, I was sleeping, and half a shadow heard the noise, I saw, I saw, there was a sack of old man angry, I gave the dog a dozen. I took the sack and pushed him out. When he was introduced, he said a word: the grey monkey, the milk is the Christmas gift, you want to want to be like, dozen I do very much. bird Someone hunting, see a group of birds on the tree. The gun shot, a bird fell to the ground, the hunter, just to pick up the bird his, shook the wings, clap said: a bubble, almost scared ye die. Jay Chou came to baotou to be scolded by an old man Jay came to baotou, met a garbage collector in the steel street, asked, old uncle, how much money can you make this month? The old man said, but the truth is not to earn a few dollars. ????????? Jay Chou is puzzled, ask an assistant way, but qiushi what meaning? Old han said, year doll, but the truth, also do not know what is very meaning. Youre out of town. The assistant smiled and jay Chou also smiled. Jay Chou and asked the old man, old man, is the national civilized city of baotou, like you, walking on the streets of the iron and steel, isnt it a bit influence baotou image of civilized city as MAO scold a way, the old man a small bubble, you dont have a good HeEr in Taiwan, ran to the baotou doing, we watch thought I dont know about you, you dont is the northeast people are singing on TV all day live thunder feng Zhao Chuanme? Do you know who lei feng is? All day long, there was nothing to say. Want to sing good, you still come to baotou to have a good nuclear son to learn our words of the round of the words of the round of the world... Helpless parrot One restaurant has a parrot, and the boss praises his parrot for his cleverness. He says you push a parrots left foot to say honey, and the parrots right foot says I love you. Once, when a meal was thought of two feet, He thought the parrot would say, de