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父亲节笑话集（Fathers Day joke collection） Be extremely puzzled A judge is taking his son to the Paris theater to go to the concert, a soprano song is singing a song lyric and bold and unrestrained. Dad, why did the man with his stick to the woman? Not to scare, he is the conductor of the band. Since it is not frightened, why she screamed so loud? The son of protest Alder when playing football and broke the window, the father did not know how to punish him for gas well, finally, he suddenly decided: I put you to the sheds to go. Alder protested: no, I will not lay eggs. Take Dad My son is a primary school, when he came home from school and asked: Dad, you have the ability to close their eyes to sign the paper? Good boy, what are the difficulties? Close your eyes for a few words also wrote it. It is not necessary to write a few lines, Dad, now you close your eyes, sign the name on the score. If the tiger came out The father took his son back from the circus. The father asked: when you are in the circus, if there are two tigers suddenly ran out of the cage, are you going to do? The son said: I have dived into the tiger cage, and then put the cage door. My father Father: the child, the essay I wrote for you, commentary on the best? Son: no, the teacher said to write off. Father: cant, the composition of the title is not my father ? Son: yes, you can write is my grandfather! See joke about dad fathers Day Father see small Cheung do wrong, want to beat him fly into a rage. Mom said the plea: the Rao him! Next time you punish him too late ah! Dad asked: you said, if the next time he no longer made? A new dad butcher said angrily: is crazy! Plus the obstetrician. Hospital fees and nursing, the child should be 800 dollars 1 kg! Son to father: Im going to become a football star! Dad said no son, son! When you grow up or a referee, because if convicted of a wonderful goal offside words can only be considered bad luck Xiaoming: Dad, in ancient times, the emperor called the queen of t