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大学老师超搞语录（University teacher over quotations） The university teacher ultra quotations 1, a good mood today, a name ~ ~ you send complete information tell your classmates to come to class? The end, then sent him a teacher said, did not take the register. Results: 2, womanishly fussy male feminine, aunt of women 3, students should read more books, what are inside, there are delicious, villas, a big guy, there is great beauty... 2 features 4, Chinese: do not love to tell the truth, do not want to hear the truth. 5, what are you after graduation? May be: CEO, CFO, UFO,,, what 6, I treat the sleeping students, usually with only one, is to see half of the time we are quietly changing the classroom, such as those of students sleep wake up, eyes closed and open, the teacher did not. 7., you ignore me is not it?.. I was not on the course, is lonely. 8, dont take your weaknesses and merits of others to do more, so you will be very low self-esteem, like not to say in front of the old man than the pedal tricycle, you better than others, with them than mathematics...... Of course, some students may even math than others...... 9, after I sleep in class to your supervisor that give me a poor show, also Dean signature. 10, the Yanjiao real estate developers are very smart, students can learn about. When you find the clearing a hole how do? Buy down, put inside the injection water, artificial lake, and then around the lid several small, around the wall, a very good name, called the East - Hawaii. 11, the Germans why it to order? If you ran a red light, when you buy a house down payment is always more expensive than others, others will give you 500 thousand loan loan 100 thousand, your children to school tuition is 8000 people, your children would have to pay 10000, who dare not to comply with the order? 12 students, if you think your IQ is too high, I can recommend to you a good lower IQ method, watching TV, especially the series. 13, I said, after class boys and boys dont sit togeth