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相声一对一（Crosstalk one to one） B: what kind of tutor? A: come to class, one to one tutoring. B: Oh, tutor? A: you should know me? B: where do I know you? A: ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ one tutoring! Have you confiscated my text messages on your cell phone? Didnt you notice my message on the Internet? Didnt you read my fliers in the neighborhood? I havent seen any pictures of me in the ladies room B: why do they all stick to the ladies room? A: looking for a tutor for a child is a mothers worry. My picture, then stop silk, Hei hei, very handsome. B: wait a minute, please A: English. Describe posture, shape looks good. B: thats called pose. A: Yes, yes, yes, pose. Thats a moral. Here it is, this way. (posing) B: what does that mean? A: it stands for one to one. This is me, this is what I taught the child. B: Oh, thats it. So what does that mean? A: you ask this? B: ang... . A: orientation training ~ ~ ~ ~ B: also...... Such a directional training? A: Hey... . B: youre stuck in the place and nobody wants you. A: you can call on me. Ill go to your home tomorrow to give you a tutorial. B: coach what? A: vocal music dance, painting, bathing, cooking Pedicure. B: can you teach these two pieces together? A: of course, I am focusing on the cultivation of small and upward orientation, ha ha ha ha, you are not a small rise early? B: ah? My educational background is big ben. A: at the beginning of the big rise? B: big...... University graduates, but also junior high school ah? A: Im very cheap. B: no one ever uses you in white. A: who said that? I run four children a day, all busy, hey. B: can there be so many parents looking for you? A: Yes, of course. Now parents are the child, look into the phoenix. Other families are looking for tutoring, you do not find, you fall behind, so parents are afraid of ah. B: what are you afraid of? A: afraid of the child, fell under the starting gun. B: shoot for the kids? A: No, no, it isnt. How do you describe it? B: dont let your child lose at the starting lin