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综合笑话三集（Three sets of comprehensive jokes） Three sets of comprehensive jokes Officer sits up, all the existing columns on both sides. Suddenly hear a loud fart, I do not know who. The official was furious, said: on the court, how dare mess my majesty, the fart brought fast! The officers very embarrassed, said: fart like a gust of wind and disappeared, how to do? The official said: I should buy you, when to know what crime? Bring it quickly! The officers had to fetch a helpless, dry feces, said: the officer is Lord, have to fart and nowhere to escape, however, have it brought families. Once upon a time there was a foolish son-in-law. One day he had to visit his father, just want to go out, do not worry, so if you teach him, father ask you: how to take care of these cattle yard, so good. You say: never mind the little beast! If he asked you: home business who is in charge? You say: I incompetent father in charge! If asked about the picture on the wall, said: this is Tang Bohu paintings. He also asked him to sing it again before he left. When his father came to see him and asked: where is your father? replied: the little beast never mind!! he thought wrong, father listens, asked: what about my daughter? I replied: father in charge of incompetence. His father listens, is angry, will chide you said: what is it? He heard very happy, confident to say: this is Tang Bohu paintings!! Quack A quack misdelivered deadly poison. With the family sent doctors carry the coffin funeral dirge. And sing said: the three generation of Imperial Ancestral do ah, ah cough. The wife sings: the husband does things to implicate the wife, Oh, cough. The son said: the very heavy Nai ah, ah cough. The eldest son said: in the future we will only pick up the thin doctors.. Receptionist In ancient times, guests were entertained and the door was served with a very articulate tongue. The first guest came, and he asked, how did you get here? The guest replied, here comes the horse.. The receptionist sai