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2010年2月互联网上刚出炉的50个段子（February 2010, the Internet just released 50 scripts）

2010年2月互联网上刚出炉的50个段子（February 2010, the Internet just released 50 scripts） February 2010, the Internet just released 50 scripts 1: life is like a tea table, we are just a cup, when harmony sunshine hit in the face, every cup have smile! 2: the most important thing in life is not where you are, but where you are going. Is also a B, you can become a NB road to the north, through the south wall does not return, it can only be a S.B 3:1 31 afternoon, Fushun old street fell, dozens of people watching it, but no one dared to help. A middle-aged man came up and tried to reach out, but was pulled back by the wife behind him. Finally, the old man was a police help, the police said: if I did not wear uniforms, did not dare help. 4: Li Zhuang: a criminal detention and after the verdict, on me, patient education at all levels of leadership and organization at all levels, I gradually realized that his behavior has tarnished the duty of a lawyer, as a lack of moral basis of legal workers. The lawyers more about politics than other lawyers, the cardinal, the overall situation, from the thought, consciousness and Party Central consistent, in the future I want to study hard, complete farewell past. 5: Lang Xianping: come on, you cant sleep! The per capita wage is first in Germany, 30 US dollars per hour; second for the United States and 22 dollars; Thailand is 2 dollars; we are 8 cents / hour; and it is also the last in the world. 6: melamine comeback, was net friend immediately named add amine door 7: [Ministry of foreign affairs]: dissatisfaction on Monday; protest on Tuesday; strong condemnation on Wednesday; solemn representations on Thursday; regret on Friday. Saturday and Sunday rest. 8: China propaganda NB seems to have been taken for decades as one day to sing the following abnormal deeds: wife and children do not go to the hospital, in the factory the screw; parents died not to engage in scientific research under the funeral cry; the river even saved six or seven people, bu