对付人要诀2（Tips for dealing with people 2）.docVIP

对付人要诀2（Tips for dealing with people 2） 2.txt single tips against man is very painful, single long more pain, a few days ago I saw a sow, it happens what is cruel? A man, I interrupted him three legs; a male dog, I broke it five legs! When your enemy is in the toilet, you cant get out of the paper. What do you do? - give him a roll of Scotch 2. your predecessor married, would you like to attend her wedding? I just want to go to the funeral! 3. meet the robbers in the middle of the night. He says he cant sing without letting you go. What can you sing? Hero song... 4., to tell you the truth, have you finished? - my stomach is long... 5., if a rival loses water, what will happen to you? Pee pee... 6. do you think you look good or the picture is nice? Turn off the lights... 7. freckles, high myopia, pie face, legs, thick waist, let you choose a wife when, would you choose? Ill choose men... 8. my father suddenly said to me, Im richer than Li Jiacheng. Its time to take the medicine 9. do men who smoke have a taste, or do men who drink have a taste? Theres no bath... 10.13 children divided into 9 oranges, how to divide into fair? Four - strangle! 11. what are the things that make you struggle every day? - constipation... 12. couplet: looking for a job, looking for a good job. Looking for a husband to find a good husband Hengpi? Dreaming... 13. you fall asleep on the bus. What do you want to wake up? - ah... Am I still alive? (because Im a driver.) 14. now, eyes out of the computer screen, to the right, see what, tell me? - my dads slap. What time is it?!!! 15. which parts of you have been praised? - nails, when I was a child, my aunt called me, the childs fingernails are really like Andy Laus.!!! 16. I drank too much, suddenly grabbed your hand, and then told you I liked you for a long time. What did you do? - Im sorry, Ive married your daughter 17. if after the death, see Meng in the bridge, for you to drink the soup, what you say, my grandmother a leg! And TMD is watered