《Frinds老友记》第6季中英文对照完整剧本：617 The One With The Unagi（ 2013高考）.docVIP

617 The One With The Unagi [Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Joey is working.] Ross: Hey, remember when I had a monkey? Chandler: Yeah. Ross: Yeah, what, what was I thinking? Joey: (he’s just picked up their bill) Hey! So, what’s with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong? Chandler: Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe. Joey: Y’know what’s more generous than that?! Fifty percent! Y’know what’s even more generous than that?!! Chandler: I see where you’re goin’! Ross: What’s up with the greed Joe? Joey: All right, look I’m sorry you guys, but it’s just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And they’re really expensive, y’know? I’m down to like three! Well, actually two ‘cause one of ‘em I kinda blackened in some teeth—Why did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.) Ross: Well isn’t there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, can’t-can’t you pick up, I don’t know, an extra shift here? Phoebe: Or, y’know, I used to beg for money. Of course it helps if you’ve got y’know a little of this (she sticks her chest out and shakes it) goin’ on. Wow! I still have it! Ross: Oh, wait! Wait! Don’t you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe you’ll get that job! Joey: Oh, ha-ha-ha! Ooh! Wait a minute, I used to get medical experiments down on me all the time! Chandler: (reminiscing) Ah, finally an explanation. Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Let’s see uh, well I don’t want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office y’know? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh? Gunther: (approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey! Joey: Yeah? Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while you’re working? Joey: Uhh do it? Gunther: That guy (points) has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! He’s complained about you three times! (He hands the coffee cup to Joey, assuming th