六人行friends1到10季剧本.doc

813 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath [Scene: Joey and Rachel’s, Joey is at the counter eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes.] Joey: (thinking) All right. It’s a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you don’t feel that now. It was crazy! You’re fine. You’re better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everything’s normal! She’s just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel. Rachel: (coming from her room) Hi, sweetie. Joey: (thinking) Hey, it’s your girlfriend, Rachel! Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s, Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom.] Monica: (airily) Hi. Chandler: Are you, are you high? Monica: I just had the most amazing bath. Chandler: Really? I don’t like baths. Monica: Wait, you like them with me. Chandler: Honey, it’s not the bath I enjoy, it’s the wet, naked lady. Monica: Oh, baths are so relaxing! Chandler: Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth. Monica: How dirty do you think I am? I’m telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away. Chandler: Honey, it’s 2:00 on a Wednesday and I’m watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am? Joey: (entering) Hey, Chandler, you got a minute? I-I really need to talk to you. Chandler: Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk? Joey: Well, neither. Chandler: Oh my God, what’s up?! Joey: I don’t know. It’s-it’s just…lately, I’ve been feeling… Okay, here’s what it is… (Pause) You know what? I feel a lot better, thanks! (Starts to leave) Chandler: Oh no-no, no you don’t, just come back. Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but that’s different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean? Chandler: Do you? Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same