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Biochemistry/Biochemistry (To the tune of Oh Christmas Tree) Instructor sings Biochemistry Biochemistry I wish that I were wiser I feel I’m in way o’er my head I need a new advisor Everyone sings My courses really shouldn’t be Such metabolic misery Biochemistry Biochemistry I wish that I were wiser Instructor sings Biochemistry Biochemistry Reactions make me shiver They’re in my heart and in my lungs They’re even in my liver Everyone sings I promise I would not complain If I could store them in my brain Biochemistry Biochemistry I wish that I were wiser Instructor sings Biochemistry Biochemistry I’m truly in a panic The mechanisms murder me I should have learned organic Everyone sings For all I have to memorize I ought to win the Nobel Prize. Biochemistry Biochemistry I wish that I were wiser Biochemistry Pie (To the Tune of American Pie) Copyright 2007 Kevin Ahern A long nine weeks ago I can still remember How the lectures sometimes made me smile I pushed myself to study lots So I could fill my head with thoughts And then Id find the effort all worthwhile But mid-term one, it left me jaded I worried as exams were graded Sad news came from Kevin The average - forty seven It was so bad I went in shock I couldnt stand to hear the talk Of Henderson and Hasselbalch And bi-o-che-mis-try So why why biochemistry why Does percent misrepresent that My attention is high? And all the students have a rallying cry Singin I will be a studious guy I will be a studious guy Did you draw an alanine? And can you titrate a histidine? If you know its p-K-a Now do you believe youll have it made If you can pull a decent grade And can recitation lead me to an A? Well we learned that protein structure is A bunch of pleats and helixes True beauty to behold Man I dig how proteins fold! There are seniors in pre-pharmacy Learning all that chromatography Gel filtration / HPLC For bi-o-che-mis-try I started Singin Why why biochemistry why Must performance be enormous for My grade to be high? And